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They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like. . .Bananas. . .
The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like. . .Vacations. . .
They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like. . .Weather. . .
Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like. . .Blenders. . .
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like. . .Chocolate Bars. . .
Sweet, smooth and they usually head
right for your hips.
Men are like. . .Coffee. . .
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you
up all night long.
Men are like. . .Commercials. . .
You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like. . .Department Stores. . .
Their clothes are always one half off.
Men are like. . .Government Bonds. . .
They take soooooooo long to mature.
Men are like. . .Mascara. . .
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like. . .Popcorn. . .
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like. . .Snowstorms. . .
You never know when they're coming, how
many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
Men are like. . .Lava Lamps. . .
Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like. . .Parking Spots. . .
All the good ones are taken, the rest
are handicapped.
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Smoked pot -- $20
Did acid -- $10
Ever had sex at church -- $10
Woke up and did not know the person who was next to you-- $50
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $30
Had sex for money -- $200
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $25
Vandalized something -- $27
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $ 40
Beat up someone -- $100
Been jumped -- $20
Crossed dressed -- $11
Given money to stripper -- $30
Been in love with a stripper -- $25
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$16
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $22
Ever drive drunk -- $21
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $59
Used toys while having sex -- $40
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $30
Had sex in a pool -- $10
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $5
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $10
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
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2. I Would kiss you on the cheek
3. I Would kiss you on forehead
4. I would just give you a hug.
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6. I would make out with you
7. I would have sex with you
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They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like. . .Bananas. . .
The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like. . .Vacations. . .
They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like. . .Weather. . .
Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like. . .Blenders. . .
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like. . .Chocolate Bars. . .
Sweet, smooth and they usually head
right for your hips.
Men are like. . .Coffee. . .
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you
up all night long.
Men are like. . .Commercials. . .
You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like. . .Department Stores. . .
Their clothes are always one half off.
Men are like. . .Government Bonds. . .
They take soooooooo long to mature.
Men are like. . .Mascara. . .
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like. . .Popcorn. . .
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like. . .Snowstorms. . .
You never know when they're coming, how
many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
Men are like. . .Lava Lamps. . .
Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like. . .Parking Spots. . .
All the good ones are taken, the rest
are handicapped.
Now send this to all the remarkable women
you know, as well as to any
understanding good- natured,
fun kinda guys you might
be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin "My Bar Tab is$........"
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- $20
Did acid -- $10
Ever had sex at church -- $10
Woke up and did not know the person who was next to you-- $50
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $30
Had sex for money -- $200
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $25
Vandalized something -- $27
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $ 40
Beat up someone -- $100
Been jumped -- $20
Crossed dressed -- $11
Given money to stripper -- $30
Been in love with a stripper -- $25
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$16
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $22
Ever drive drunk -- $21
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $59
Used toys while having sex -- $40
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $30
Had sex in a pool -- $10
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $5
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $10
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
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1. I Would grab your Butt
2. I Would kiss you on the cheek
3. I Would kiss you on forehead
4. I would just give you a hug.
5. I would give you a kiss on the lips
6. I would make out with you
7. I would have sex with you
8. I want to go out with you Delete Comment
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