Add 10 if you are a virgin.
-Subtract 5 if You have had sex before.
-Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people.
-Add 5 If you have never had oral sex.
-Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex.
-Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place.
-Subtract 3 if you have done 69.
-Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm.
-Subtract 2 if you have masturbated.
-Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a handjob to someone else.
-Add 5 if You have never seen someone of the opposite sex naked.
-Add 3 if you haven't been kissed in the past month. [At least not
romantic or passionately.]
-Add 2 if you have never masturbated.
-Add 5 if you have never seen or watched porn.
-Subtract 5 if you have made your own porn.
-Subtract 3 if you have participated in anal sex.
-Subtract 2 if you have used lube during sex.
-Add 5 If you cant remember your last perverted thought.
-Subtract 5 if you have used sex toys.
-Subtract 3 if you have had a perverted thought in the past hour.
-Subtract 2 if you have kissed someone of the same sex
Above75 means you kinda suck in bed.
Above 50 means you are not so good in bed..and not so fun
Below 50 means you are fun in bed
Below 25 means you are damn great in bed!
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Men are like. . . Laxatives. . .
They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like. . .Bananas. . .
The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like. . .Vacations. . .
They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like. . .Weather. . .
Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like. . .Blenders. . .
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like. . .Chocolate Bars. . .
Sweet, smooth and they usually head
right for your hips.
Men are like. . .Coffee. . .
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you
up all night long.
Men are like. . .Commercials. . .
You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like. . .Department Stores. . .
Their clothes are always one half off.
Men are like. . .Government Bonds. . .
They take soooooooo long to mature.
Men are like. . .Mascara. . .
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like. . .Popcorn. . .
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like. . .Snowstorms. . .
You never know when they're coming, how
many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
Men are like. . .Lava Lamps. . .
Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like. . .Parking Spots. . .
All the good ones are taken, the rest
are handicapped.
Now send this to all the remarkable women
you know, as well as to any
understanding good- natured,
fun kinda guys you might
be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!
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Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful
to his wife and says, 'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor
party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching
while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'
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-Subtract 5 if You have had sex before.
-Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people.
-Add 5 If you have never had oral sex.
-Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex.
-Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place.
-Subtract 3 if you have done 69.
-Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm.
-Subtract 2 if you have masturbated.
-Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a handjob to someone else.
-Add 5 if You have never seen someone of the opposite sex naked.
-Add 3 if you haven't been kissed in the past month. [At least not
romantic or passionately.]
-Add 2 if you have never masturbated.
-Add 5 if you have never seen or watched porn.
-Subtract 5 if you have made your own porn.
-Subtract 3 if you have participated in anal sex.
-Subtract 2 if you have used lube during sex.
-Add 5 If you cant remember your last perverted thought.
-Subtract 5 if you have used sex toys.
-Subtract 3 if you have had a perverted thought in the past hour.
-Subtract 2 if you have kissed someone of the same sex
Above75 means you kinda suck in bed.
Above 50 means you are not so good in bed..and not so fun
Below 50 means you are fun in bed
Below 25 means you are damn great in bed!
Copy this and post your own COMMENT!
Put the subject - my sex score was.....Don't forget it send it back to the person who sent it to you
They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like. . .Bananas. . .
The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like. . .Vacations. . .
They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like. . .Weather. . .
Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like. . .Blenders. . .
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like. . .Chocolate Bars. . .
Sweet, smooth and they usually head
right for your hips.
Men are like. . .Coffee. . .
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you
up all night long.
Men are like. . .Commercials. . .
You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like. . .Department Stores. . .
Their clothes are always one half off.
Men are like. . .Government Bonds. . .
They take soooooooo long to mature.
Men are like. . .Mascara. . .
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like. . .Popcorn. . .
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like. . .Snowstorms. . .
You never know when they're coming, how
many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
Men are like. . .Lava Lamps. . .
Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like. . .Parking Spots. . .
All the good ones are taken, the rest
are handicapped.
Now send this to all the remarkable women
you know, as well as to any
understanding good- natured,
fun kinda guys you might
be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!
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She says hello. He's rather taken a back because he can't place where he knows
her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think
you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful
to his wife and says, 'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor
party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching
while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'
This is LOTUS (Living Off The Usual) stopping by to show your page some luv, and wanted to get your input on some of my music, I'm open for mixtapes,radio play, collbos, etc.................
check out my music and if interested contact me and don't be a stranger your opinion is valued as your taste in music!
Thanks for your attention and don't forget to add me to your friends!
Enjoy your weekend (and if your a father-Happy Fathers day, and if not then enjoy anyway!)
LOTUS (Living Off The Usual)
Minority M.O.B. Entertainment
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